1) The number of people you meet only one time outnumbers the number of people you will meet more than once so treating people like complete strangers is a prudent thing to do.
2) Because you will most likely never see them again, who cares what people think about you.
3) There is always someone bigger and smaller, prettier and uglier, taller and shorter, richer and poorer.
4) Taking and eight month old into a cave opens you up to variables you can not control.
5) Variables you can not control can be quite terrifying.
6) Variables you can not control can be quite amusing.
7) Hunger is okay.
8) God is more interested in what YOU think about Him than what others tell you to think about Him.
9) Religion killed Jesus and has been trying to keep him killed ever since.
10) Religion is mans attempt to please God.
11) God is already pleased and in a very good mood.
12) No matter how much spit ends up on your face, your child’s kisses are always worth the mess.
13) At some point it will be your fault.
14) Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
15) The only “have to” is what you decide to make a have to.
16) Back pain sucks.
17) Looking too closely at something will almost always turn into work.
18) Work was never supposed to be like this.
19) There is always a servant and a master.
20) Even servants are masters of something.
21) The smaller the home the bigger the dog.
22) People own pets to feel better about the cage they live in.
23) The earth is out to kill us for what we did to it and in the end it will succeed.
24) The earth is locked in a constant conflict of interest because even though man was the reason for the problem, man is also the solution.
25) Change is not change until it is changed.