Just a list…
1. People that are constantly late.
2. When I am late.
3. Violins that are out-of-tune, especially in an orchestra.
4. When I ask my children to do something and they tell me, “ok. Just a minute…” and then don’t do what I asked.
5. Sopranos that are flat. As in musically, not chested.
6. When I make a mistake while making dinner and the dinner isn’t as good as it could have been.
7. Retail service people that don’t provide service.
8. Being told that the McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken. (That is a lie, people. I had friends that used to work fast food that told me they would tell people the machine was broken because they didn’t want to have to clean the machine. Apparently, it isn’t that easy to clean.) Can 3 stores have broken ice cream machines?
9. People that send emails telling me that Proctor and Gamble is headed by a Satanist.
10. Forwards on email that have some sort of conspiracy in it, like saying Madeline Murray O’Hare is trying to take prayer out of school. She is dead! Snopes is an excellent site to find out if these rumors are true or not.
11. Emails stating that Obama might be the antichrist.
12. Little boys bathrooms. (Stinky!) Also cat litter that hasn’t been changed.
13. Eggplant.
14. Children that leave their stuff where they drop it.
15. Being told, “I don’t like that,” when I tell someone what is for dinner.
16. Going out to eat for a special occasion and having crappy food.
17. People that get paid to do something that they don’t do.
18. Gossip.
19. Dog smell.
20. Dog drool.
21. Sniffing dogs.
22. Jumping dogs.
23. The smell of the fish department of any store.
24. People that need to get the last word in.
25. When someone insists that they are right and you have the proof they aren’t, but you don’t say anything because you don’t want to offend them.
26. Emails that state “if you don’t send this to 10 people in ten minutes, you will have ten years of bad luck,” or other such luck related statements.
27. When children don’t study for tests and say they are ready to take the test. The same goes for children that say they practice, but you can tell they don’t.
28. People that use the “f” word in every sentence they speak.
29. Age spots.
30. Gray hairs.
31. Nylon socks. They make my feet sweat, which in turn, makes them smell horribly.
32. Having to shave my legs and then getting a nick.
33. Trying to wax/shave my bikini line.
34. When someone yells at my kids.
35. When someone is mean to my kids.
36. 40 watt light bulbs.
37. Spit up on my shoulder or down the front of my bra. (Yes, that has happened. All you can do is laugh.)
38. Pencils that squeak when you write with them.
39. Sleeping too late in the morning so you’ve thrown away your day.
40. The smell of raw chicken.