I was able to wrest sixteen hundred dollars back from the Federal government this afternoon and a thousand back from my State.
Take that you communists!
Thankfully interest rates are so horribly low I can fool myself into believing loaning twenty six hundred dollars out for nothing was a good financial move.
Thankfully I have become quite adept at crafting my own reality because I can barely see “SUCKER” when looking at my forehead in the mirror.
Purple.
The color is purple with pink clouds and blue grass.
And a ray of sunshine in the form of an e-file check hitting my bank account.