I have been slowly balding since the nineties.
You can see here I am going to have that last holdout strip down the middle, like an island of hair in a sea of skin. I noticed that pattern on a guy running near my house today and I didn’t like it.
I didn’t like it at all.
I have come to accept the fact that someday I will have no hair on the top of my head. I have a reasonably attractive shaped head so the prospect of a skin head is not all that traumatic. Bald men can be sexy, and I am determined to do my best to be a sexy bald man.
However, the prospect of a skin head with hair islands shaped like Hawaii is not acceptable, and certainly not sexy.
What is strange is that my hair grows very quickly so keeping it short enough to hide the island will be a real challenge. I will have to “trim the globe” every week to keep the map away.
I am not vain enough to consider hair transplants at this stage, but the image of the island guy was enough to make me consider it.
What do you think?
I really don’t want start looking like Gorbachev while I wait for the testosterone hair ninjas to complete the job of clear cutting my crown.