The days are crawling by…

Just a couple of weeks ago, I was commenting to my doctor on how quickly this pregnancy seemed to be going and joked that, “When you get older, time goes faster.”  But this week has been so slow for me.  After tonight, I have one more week of lessons for June and then I have…

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On turning 39

I have one more day being 38. This age thing is getting out of hand now. Half way to 76 was fine, but half way to 78 is frightening considering the life expectancy of males is 75. According to the Life Expectancy Calculator my virtual age is 17! I can expect to live approximately another…

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House Remodel

We are going to be converting our garage into an office / music / school space and I am working on the door. I hate garage remodels, because they always look like a garage. The garage door opening is 8 feet, but our house has dog ears on the corners, effectively making it 6 feet…

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I know it might make it worse, but….

I am going to try to eat something.  4 spoonfuls of cereal just did not do it.  David took me out to get some Mylanta and I’m hoping that cottage cheese with strawberries will reduce the hunger pangs!  It tastes good going down, but I hope it’s ok in 15 minutes.  Aren’t you all excited…

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This coffee tastes like ass.

I can honestly say that most coffee tastes like poo to me. Especially if I make it. I can’t seem to figure out the smoky robustness to burnt feces ratio – so critical for a good cup of Joe. If it wasn’t for the caffeine content, I wouldn’t even bother with it. Because of my…

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Put Put Redux

After the month I have had I am beginning to think I am repeating my life. Repeating my life. I could have swore I saw my brother Scott the other night on his Green Machine. We used to call him “put put” when he was little. It made him cry. It made us laugh. Such…

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Going to School

A couple of weeks ago, I was asked by the school I used to teach at to be a judge at their spelling bee. (For those of you that are interested, I used to teach 2nd grade until I decided to home school my children.) I was thrilled, but nervous, as I haven’t seen my…

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Bad customer

Chris G from CDW has been my sales rep for the better part of half a decade. From time to time I like to take his picture and mess with it. This is the first one I did for Chris, he was working out so I gave him a goal to reach for. Yesterday a…

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