I have a new international friend!

David Everyday Life

I could not be more thrilled! I always wanted an international pen pal, and look what was in my email inbox this morning. Hello. Please do not be surprised this message is not spam mailing.          You probably will be very surprised that I write you a letter. But           yesterday, I was surprised, too, when…

Read more

Oh Holy Night

David Music

It’s that time of year again. Time to gather with friends and family at local concerts, with local talent, and remember why you serve wine at the after party. Lots of wine at the after party. Play “O Holy Night”

Read more

Dear Brain

David Deep Thoughts, Health

I like you, really I do. Even though we have never met, and the only time I have smelled you is when I hit my head running backwards in gym class, I still like you becuase as far as I can tell everything I think I am is contained in you. You are like my…

Read more

Top 26 Chuck Norris Facts

David Everyday Life

As reported by chucknorrisfacts.com If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with…

Read more

This coffee tastes like ass.

David Everyday Life

I can honestly say that most coffee tastes like poo to me. Especially if I make it. I can’t seem to figure out the smoky robustness to burnt feces ratio – so critical for a good cup of Joe. If it wasn’t for the caffeine content, I wouldn’t even bother with it. Because of my…

Read more

Bad customer

David Everyday Life

Chris G from CDW has been my sales rep for the better part of half a decade. From time to time I like to take his picture and mess with it. This is the first one I did for Chris, he was working out so I gave him a goal to reach for. Yesterday a…

Read more
1 2 3